This is the greatest marriage speedrun of all time
Me are stupid and weak. Sneaky bunch of idiots.
As I laughed about the divorce part while eating takis and burnt my throat a bit
Imagine if the homeless guys plan the whole time was to have them divorce and gets the house just so he isn't homeless anymore
For a homeless bloke he has an expensive looking haircut
Alex Jones just speed runned wanting a divorce
lmao corporations regularly fire people when they're outed as homeless
0:40 No one gonna mention that boom mic in the screen? No one? Just me? Ok.
It would have been way funnier if he fortnite dances her after that interview and makes fun of her and then says that that was a joke and she has a job as the janitor. Dun dun dun.
If they're going to make a video about a homeless guy, how about an actor that doesn't have a 40-50 dollar haircut? yeah?
Homeless man: exists Husband: *d i v o r c e t i m e*
darius = damien
I've only ever worked a year an own a multimillion dollar company
Cr1tikal is the kind of guy who could take a three second video and make an 8 minute video out of it.
the moment I heard hentai, I hit the like
0:42 nice work mic guy
Everyday I learn something new from what this man discovers.
man i heard u said frick lettuce, you're so dang lucky its ramadan right now..
Imagine walking in and there is a cage and some leather suit and he tells you to put it on
Mean teen becomes 30 year old woman in 1 year We need a Top 10 how to stop fast aging up in here
I like how Darius becomes the company owner after only one year, working his way up from janitor.
bruh if i was the homeless dude i wouldve probably not given the girl a job or even talked to her
Rat rapes a girl and instantly regrets it
I'm addicted to porn and its ruining my life. I am a subject to my lust.
In a year he went from homeless to millionaire what drug cartel did he join
You spelt mankind wrong.
1:55 no- that sounds like the beginning of a yaoi-
Finally something I can relate to
Darius shouldve pulled the power move
bruh 10 seconds and hes gone
IT'S NOT PORN IT'S...EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS.
It looks like the homeless dude has cauliflower ears
Get a load of these
dad doesn't realize what he did is illegal
Dhar Mann videos suck.
I absolutely love critical sarcasm
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" I- i- i- just like diapers! "
that video is very swish
Wear a suit = Millionaire CEO
The fact he didn't L dance on her makes me sad.
0:57 oh god that is so memed
Best line at 6:45
Jesus knew that Judas was going to betray him for just a few pieces of silver, yet he still fed him at the last supper.
Man is godly, in a single year he went from a janitor to the owner of the company
We all felt this
Charlie is super intelligent, I learned time accelerates faster near a black hole
"It's not porn what are you, it's I it's like, it's called hentai" -penguinz0
Janitor to owner in one year. That's gotta be a record.
With no hard work and a quick cutscene Darius went from homeless to the CEO of a company, so inspiring
"That was a marriage speedrun" bro I was flossing my teeth and you made me wheeze. Gingivitis hurts mate.
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dhar mann is better
0:41 SHIT GUYS ITS THE FLOATING FLUFF MONSTER YOU BETTER GET OUTTA THERE! could also be a mic but this is a dhaarman video...so HIGHLY unlikely
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“Homeless man” **wearing perfectly kept suit**
Rare form Peq... rare form!
The only thing being addicted is seeing Charlie
chris is the definition of an alpha
I read the title and thought this video was about me
divorce speedrun any%
Couldn’t tell if this was dhar man or my strange addiction xd
How do you keep finding the stories I watch?
This is me and my wife ruining literally every movie/show
People need to learn porn can really desensitized a man or woman
Dad: *cant find any evidence that the homeless guy had a gun* Also dad: seems believable
0:40 you can literally see the microphone coming down at the top
He didn’t even beat him up
Basically, No one would ever do that ever. 99/100 times
Tip 1 on being married Stay away from pornhub till the divorce
This is just a higher quality version of the Oblivion NPC dialogue memes
Homeless guy should not have told her he was the one bullied then he would have a been a real man.
Not sure if even i can pull this feat off.
Did you know that the person who made flaming hot Cheetos was a janitor and I think he got CEO in like a year or so
The title itself is enough to make me cry.
Such absurd and simplistic stories.
Woman: Honey, I let a homeless classmate stay with us. Man: Ok Honey!, *she* can stay! :D Woman: He's a man... Man: D:< Ok but honestly, that was low-key sexist
"I dont know why she did the fortnite dance on him either"
Hostel 4: bidding for homeless people and luring them into hotels
What? Who allowed them to record me?
charlie could blink and people would be in histerics
Carl was never taught the power of alt+F4
As soon as I heard 3hrs I bursted out in laughter🤣😂🤣
Me:“Mom can we get darman” Mom: “we have darman at home” Darman at home:
“Girl made her dad beat up a homeless boy? WHAT?”
That first half be like “just hit one of these”
shut up when the video is playing no one want to hear your irrelevant comments while watching something
You know what that is it, I want a divorce.
the first video is just the plot of to kill a mockingbird
the writing and acting is genuinely revolting
Discount dhar mann
man exists, instantly regrets it
"He was just looking for an exuse" Got me lmaoo